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If you can read this you don't need glasses.
Well, best to start with the basics: My name's Justin, I'm human, I live on Earth, 2 eyes, 10 fingers, 13 toes. Perfectly normal. In case the disbelief hasn't worn off yet, yes, I'm 6'8, no, it's not as cool as it sounds. I haven't met a mid-sized car yet that hasn't given me a free, painful yoga lesson. Let's get two big hurdles out of the way. I'm flexitarian. I'm not so much picky about what I eat so much as I'm extremely conscious of what I eat, partially because I know way too much about the industrialized meat industry to feel comfortable with the stuff, but mostly because of the horrible, debilitating salt sensitivity I have where eating more than 1000mg of sodium in a single meal makes my heart want to explode. I'm also polyamorous. This would be the point where many of you click the back button and recoil in disgust. But this may also be the point where many of you perk up and read on. In disgust. Ironically, aside from all that, I'm boring as hell. I consider myself a fairly well-adjusted, modern geek who continues to try and reconcile his merry jaunt through the trials, tribulations, and complexities of adulthood with the $120 lightsaber replica on his bookshelf. I love film and everything about film, from the biggest loudest testosterone laden explosion fest, to the tiny indie flick with no musical score about a man, a woman, and their mutual love of tantric sex and rodeo clown abduction. I'm a serious gamer, a notch below hardcore, meaning I know what a spoony bard is, am fully aware of the existence of Overclocked Remix, and mourned the day I had to sell my Dreamcast, but I like people, paychecks, and sunlight way too much to invest energy into a MMORPG. Henry Rollins summed up what I want nicely once: "I want a woman who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don't already know, and make me laugh. I don't care what you look like. Just turn me on, and if you can do that, I will follow you on bloody stumps thr
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